the sociability test

The Sociability Test helps you to measure your dog's interest in his fellow dogs. Healthy, well-adjusted dogs will greet one another, exchange routine information, and then be on their way to strike up a new and perhaps more promising acquaintance.

Summary

1. DO psychoanalyze your dog. It will help him to face himself and, more important, face you.
2. DON'T waste your money on professional fees for your dog's analysis. You will need that money to pay for your own treatments.
3. DO hide your notes from your dog.
4. DON'T hurry with the analysis. Remember: your dog likes to lie on the couch.
5. DO keep your dog, even though results of analysis tell you otherwise.

from "how to live with a neurotic dog"

Comments

[john Wesley]

Dearest Sibling in Christ,
Little journeys hither and thither have for these two or three weeks taken up much of my time. You know I am a busy kind of mortal; however, I am always glad to see my old friends. Keep fighting the good fight! Remember to first do no evil, second to do nothing but good and third to continue to attend to the ordinances of God.
Wishing you every gospel blessing;
I remain, dear James

[Tiffany]

As I see Coe playing with her toy squirrel this week, I wonder if you are playing a bad joke on me to give me bad dreams...haha!
Hope you are having a blast cruisin'