the sociability test

The Sociability Test helps you to measure your dog's interest in his fellow dogs. Healthy, well-adjusted dogs will greet one another, exchange routine information, and then be on their way to strike up a new and perhaps more promising acquaintance.

Summary

1. DO psychoanalyze your dog. It will help him to face himself and, more important, face you.
2. DON'T waste your money on professional fees for your dog's analysis. You will need that money to pay for your own treatments.
3. DO hide your notes from your dog.
4. DON'T hurry with the analysis. Remember: your dog likes to lie on the couch.
5. DO keep your dog, even though results of analysis tell you otherwise.

from "how to live with a neurotic dog"